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The blonde was attempting to sneak up on the silverette with a bucket of water in hand. This time... this time she would succeed! This time, there would be something fun to do!

orikotheseer:

insignificentyuuri:

orikotheseer:

insignificentyuuri:

orikotheseer:

"Yuuri, what are you doing? You aren’t going to pour that on me, are you? I just did my hair…"

 

Now that Oriko had acted on what she wanted, the awkwardness slowly faded. Yuuri smiled again as she looked at the offered cake. “This looks delicious! What is it?”

"German chocolate cake." Oriko stated. "I baked it earlier this morning at Kumiko’s suggestion. As the name suggests, its a choclate cake with nuts mixed in."

Yuuri did not need much incentive before cutting a piece and placing it in her mouth. “Sugoi~~!!! This is delicious!” The blonde had closed her eyes, savoring the taste of the wonderful chocolate gooey taste and chewing on the nuts that remained. “I love it!”

Oriko smiled happily as she cut a piece for herself as well. “Excellent. I’m glad you like it.” She chuckled. “Fair exchange for the outfit, then?” she asked

That brought the blonde back to reality with a start, “Oriko-chan didn’t have to give me anything in return, but thank you so much for the cake anyway! I can’t wait to try to make this myself!” 

do-not-touch-my-food:

Beet Pesto Pizza with Kale and Goat Cheese
"Kaoru-chan~~~!!!" Despite the blonde's cheerful voice, there was something just a little unnerving about it. "Where are you?!!!" (Starving M!A is in effect.)

multiverseofmuses:

insignificentyuuri:

multiverseofmuses:

multiverseofmuses:

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"I’m right here, Yuuri!"

"Uh, is everything alright?"

 

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"Uh, Yuuri. I think you should maybe try to get a hold of yourself? I think greyface magic might have affected your mind or something." Kaoru braced herself in case Yuuri was going to try and hurt her. "And if I am Kaoru, how are you thinking of punishing me?"

"It’s all OK! You’re just something that isn’t real, so I won’t hurt anyone!" Yuuri clearly did not care what the food before her was saying. "I’m just glad that it’s just a cake hallucination instead of anything worse teehee~~! If only you were Kaoru-chan, then I would disguise you as a shrine maiden and make you act chaste and pure! Perfect revenge!"

Throughout this, Cole was staring at Kaoru with what appeared to be a long-suffering expression. He did nothing to help Kaoru though as he handed the utensils — a knife and fork — to the blonde who was staring at the athlete as if she were a delicious morsel. “But you’re not Kaoru-chan, so I have to eat you instead! Food shouldn’t be wasted.”

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"Yeah, uh… " There was a shimmering as Kaoru’s skin transformed into a hardened metal. "But if I’m talking to you, doesn’t that mean that I’m not food? I mean, even if you’re hallucinating, that doesn’t necessairily mean the world isn’t real, it just means your perception might be off, right?"

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"Airi!" Kazumi suddenly cried, spying the two of them in the room, "Good to see you again! Would you like some macaroni and cheese? I just finished making some for Umika, and I think there’s enough to share!"

"Tangerine!" Yuuri seemingly forgot all about Kaoru when Kazumi entered the hall. The blonde proceeded to attempt to glomp and tackle the pixie-like girl while cheerfully describing what she was seeing, "A talking tangerine tree that can prepare food!" The words caused her to stop what she was doing in surprise.

"Food that can prepare food… that sounds so glorious!"

winona-dye:

thegirlatopbigben:

relahvant:

perpetualvelocity:

moonjellys:

proudgayconservative:

nolanthebloghog:

The bomb is dropped

The kittens sort of soften the blow.

this is the shittiest post ever. please unfollow me if you agree with this post also shame on OP for using cute kittens for this garbage post

not sure what it is exactly that makes this post so shitty? Because it’s promoting actual equality? instead of saying that you can call everyone else shit because you are part of an oppressed party you can say you are equal to them doesn’t exactly sound like a shitty idea to me.

BOOM. So many people on this website need to read this twice, let it sink in and then read it again.

I. Love. This. This is the first time I’ve seen a post that REALLY talks about equality. I don’t care if I loose followers for this, but I believe everyone should be equal. I’m tired of seeing things that make me feel bad for being straight or white. Can’t we all just love each other equally?

Sadly, we can’t. Most people are going to take this post and twist each and every word. Women aren’t better than men? OP must be insinuating that women are trash and not worthy of human rights! Being trans doesn’t make you better than a cis person? OP is such a transphobic asshole!

Honestly, if you guys want to get away from the toxicity of this website, you should leave. Even unfollowing almost everybody won’t get social justice BS off your dash- trust me, I’ve tried.
And if you can’t get away from it, learn to ignore it. Care about what actually matters- equality- by simply reblogging and liking the right posts. Fight fire with literally nothing and let the fire consume itself.

In Love With My Best Friend [Starter Sentences]
"_____ is my best friend, I'm not in love with [him/her]."
"[He/She] is just my best friend."
"Are you sure? 'Best friends' don't look at each other like that."
"Ever been in love with your best friend?"
"Have you ever loved someone, but you didn't want to ruin your friendship?"
"I know it sucks when you're in love with your best friend, but I promise you that you will get through this."
"I know you feel like I don't care about you anymore, but, though, yes, I am dating _____, you're still my best friend."
"It kind of sucks when you're in love with your best friend."
"No matter how many people I date, you are still my best friend, and you will always be first for me, I promise."
"Seems like since I started seeing _____, you've been avoiding me. We're still friends, right?"
"The only reason I'm jealous of your [boyfriend/girlfriend] is just that I want my best friend back."
"We're just friends."
"You are the greatest friend anyone could ask for."
"You do know you're my best friend, right?"
"You say that _____ is just your best friend, but I think you're in love with [him/her]."
"You're my best friend."
"You're the best."
My muse has been affected by sex pollen! They’re uncontrollably horny, 20x as sensitive, and… tied to a chair. How does your muse deal with this?

You could just leave them there… but that would be cruel~